Sanitized for Your Protection

Author: Stephan Pastis

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9781406365764

Category: Private investigators

Page: 288

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Everyone's favourite kid detective is back in award-winning author Stephan Pastis's fourth book in the Timmy Failure series, perfect for fans of Wimpy Kid and Barry Loser. Shenanigans abound as Timmy Failure finds himself on a road trip with none other than notorious criminal Molly Moskins. Travelling halfway across the country to help your mother's boyfriend settle into his new job would be inconvenient for any detective, let alone the founder, president and CEO of Total Failure Inc, the world's greatest detective agency. Timmy has a case to solve, and nothing can stand in his way. If he is to arrest Corrina Corrina and solve the YIP YAP case, Timmy, his sidekick polar bear Total, and Molly Moskins must go on the run!

Timmy Failure 4: Sanitized for Your Protection

Author: Stephan Pastis

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9781406363494

Category:

Page: 288

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Shenanigans abound as Timmy Failure finds himself on a road trip with none other than notorious criminal Molly Moskins. Travelling halfway across the country to help your mother's boyfriend settle into his new job would be inconvenient for any detective, let alone the founder, president and CEO of Total Failure Inc, the world's greatest detective agency. Timmy has a case to solve, and nothing can stand in his way. If he is to arrest Corrina Corrina and solve the YIP YAP case, Timmy, his sidekick polar bear Total, and Molly Moskins must go on the run!

Mistakes Were Made

Author: N.A

Publisher: Candlewick Press

ISBN: 0763660507

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 294

View: 1861

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Resolving to earn so much money that his mother will no longer stress out over the bills, 11-year-old Timmy Failure launches a detective business with a lazy polar bear partner named Total but finds their enterprise—Total Failure, Inc.—challenged by a college-bound spy and a four-foot-tall girl whom Timmy refuses to acknowledge.

Timmy Failure: Sanitized for Your Protection

Author: Stephan Pastis

Publisher: Candlewick Press

ISBN: 0763681725

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 288

View: 5949

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Behold! You are all about to be witnesses to greatness. In this fourth volume of Timmy Failure’s memoirs, Timmy is forced to hit the road in a cross-country trip that includes Timmy’s mom, Total the polar bear, Doorman Dave, and smells-like-a-tangerine criminal mastermind Molly Moskins. It’s a world gone mad, where good becomes bad, and Timmy Failure is a condemned man. Someone call the authorities. . . .

Timmy Failure: Now Look What You've Done

Author: N.A

Publisher: Candlewick Press

ISBN: 0763660515

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 275

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A sequel to Timmy Failure: Mistakes Were Made finds Timmy preparing to crack the biggest case of his generation during a school competition to find a stolen globe and win a $500 prize, an effort he pursues with the dubious help of his lazy polar bear partner and his eccentric Great-Aunt Colander.

Mistakes Were Made

Author: Stephan Pastis

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9781406347876

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 294

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Meet Timmy Failure, founder of the 'best' detective agency in town - Total Failure, Inc. Timmy may only be 11, but with the help of his polar bear, Total, he already has plans for world domination. Plans that will make his mother rich and unpaid bills a thing of the past. And plans that will defeat Corrina Corrina, 'The One Whose Name Shall Not Be Uttered'. But she's not going away.

Timmy Failure 03: We Meet Again

Author: Stephan Pastis,Stephan Pastis Stephan

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9781406363715

Category:

Page: 288

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His name is Failure. Timmy Failure. And his detective agency is on the verge of global domination. Global riches. Global fame. And yet the gods are throwing him curve balls: for starters, he's on a trial period in school and to keep his place he has to get good grades and really behave. The fabled Miracle report will be the key to his success.

The Cat Stole My Pants

Author: Stephan Pastis

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9781406377163

Category: JUVENILE FICTION

Page: 264

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The new story takes Timmy to Key West, Florida, ostensibly for the honeymoon of his mother and Doorman Dave ¿ if they even got married, which Timmy doubts. Unfortunately for Timmy, crime doesn¿t take a vacation. And because Total has fled to Cuba seeking political asylum, Timmy must rely on a new partner for help: Doorman Dave¿s nephew Emilio. Meanwhile, a surprise newcomer shows up in Timmy¿s life and, as if things weren¿t hectic enough, Timmy¿s pants have been stolen by a six-toed cat.

Timmy Failure 02: Now Look What You've Done

Author: Stephan Pastis

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9781406360721

Category:

Page: 275

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Meet "detective" Timmy Failure, star of the kids' comedy of the year. Created by "New York Times" best-selling cartoonist Stephan Pastis. Take Timmy Failure -- the clueless, comically self-confident CEO of the best detective agency in town, perhaps even the nation. Add his impressively lazy business partner, a very large polar bear named Total. Throw in the Failuremobile -- Timmy's mom's Segway -- and what you have is Total Failure, Inc., a global enterprise destined to make Timmy so rich his mother won't have to stress out about the bills anymore. Of course, Timmy's plan does not include the four-foot-tall female whose name shall not be uttered. And it doesn't include Rollo Tookus, who is so obsessed with getting into "Stanfurd" that he can't carry out a no-brainer spy mission. From the offbeat creator of" Pearls Before Swine" comes an endearingly bumbling hero in a caper whose peerless hilarity is accompanied by a whodunit twist. With perfectly paced visual humor, Stephan Pastis gets you snorting with laughter, then slyly carries the joke a beat further -- or sweetens it with an unexpected poignant moment -- making this a comics-inspired story (the first in a new series) that truly stands apart from the pack.

Barry Loser: I am Still Not a Loser

Author: Jim Smith

Publisher: Egmont UK

ISBN: 1780313241

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 240

View: 8075

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The second book in the brilliant Roald Dahl Funny Prize winning BARRY LOSER series. Perfect for readers aged 7-10 years old and fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Tom Gates and Dennis the Menace. You know when someone's horrible to you in a dream and you wake up really annoyed with them? That's what happened to me with my best friend Bunky. Barry has a new problem: Gordon Smugly - who's got the most perfect name for himself ever in the history of having a name, because he looks like a Gordon and is smug and ugly - has stolen Barry's best friend. Join Barry as he attempts to get Bunky back, organises a girly-screamvoice test and tries to avoid seeing his teacher kissing his gran. Have you got all of Jim Smith’s amazekeel books? I am not a Loser I am still not a Loser I am so over being a Loser I am sort of a Loser Barry Loser and the holiday of doom Barry Loser and the case of the crumpled carton Barry Loser’s ultimate book of keelness Barry Loser hates half term My mum is a loser My dad is a loser Future Ratboy and the attack of the killer robot grannies Future Ratboy and the invasion of the nom noms Future Ratboy and the quest for the missing thingy Barry Loser: I am Not a Loser was selected as a Tom Fletcher Book Club 2017 title. Jim Smith is the keelest kids’ book author in the whole wide world amen. He graduated from art school with first class honours (the best you can get) and went on to create the branding for a sweet little chain of coffee shops. He also designs cards and gifts under the name Waldo Pancake.

I Will Never Not Ever Eat a Tomato

Author: Lauren Child

Publisher: Candlewick Press

ISBN: 9780763611880

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 32

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A fussy eater decides to sample the carrots after her brother convinces her that they are really orange twiglets from Jupiter.

Big Nate Goes Bananas!

Author: Lincoln Peirce

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

ISBN: 1449498590

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 176

View: 3231

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NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING AUTHOR! The school year is winding down, and Nate can’t wait for summer vacation: baseball, beach trips, and…overripe bananas? Yuck! Turns out Nate has a problem with fruit that’s past its prime. And that’s not all that’s bugging him. Kim Cressly is making Chester jealous at Nate’s expense, Artur is challenging him in the Hunny Bursts mascot contest, and his replacement social studies teacher is none other than Coach John. In banana terms, it’s all left Nate feeling a little bruised. Can he make it to summer without slipping up? Join Nate and the gang for more shenanigans in this newest collection of Big Nate comics!

Big Nate: Thunka, Thunka, Thunka

Author: Lincoln Peirce

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

ISBN: 1449479227

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 176

View: 9711

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Sixth grade can be a tension convention for Nate Wright. His baseball team’s just been given the lamest name in Little League history; he’s on the verge of becoming know-it-all Gina’s personal servant for a day; and Spitsy, the closest thing he has to a dog of his own, is in love with a CAT. Yup, Nate’s up to his ears in stress. Luckily, the perfect remedy is close at hand: an empty plastic soda bottle. All Nate has to do is drum it gently against his head — thunka, thunka, thunka -- and the pressures of dealing with Coach John, Mrs. Godfrey, and the terrifying Kim Cressly begin to fade away. Who knew an empty bottle could be so therapeutic? There’s only one stress-buster that’s better: reading Big Nate comics! So sit back, relax, and enjoy this latest collection, Thunka, Thunka, Thunka.

Larry in Wonderland

A Pearls Before Swine Collection

Author: Stephan Pastis

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

ISBN: 1449408176

Category: Comics & Graphic Novels

Page: 128

View: 5759

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Follows the escapades of self-centered Rat and kindly (but dumb) Pig and their pals, with commentary from the author.

Eugenia Lincoln and the Unexpected Package

Author: Kate DiCamillo

Publisher: Candlewick Press

ISBN: 0763678813

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 88

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When an unexpected package containing an accordion arrives, Eugenia Lincoln tries to get rid of the instrument by selling it, destroying it, and giving it away, but nothing works.

Miss Suki Is Kooky!

Author: Dan Gutman

Publisher: Perfection Learning

ISBN: 9780756978747

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: N.A

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Famous children's book author Miss Suki is coming to Ella Mentry School. She lives in the rainforest and writes about endangered animals. But when her pet raptor gets loose in the classroom, it's the kids who are endangered. Illustrations.

Big Nate: Revenge of the Cream Puffs

Author: Lincoln Peirce

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9781449462284

Category:

Page: 184

View: 6986

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There's never a dull moment in the prank-filled, detention-getting life of Big Nate! Nate Wright and his team are back with a vengeance. And a good thing, too, because the Cream Puffs are facing a lot of heat on the baseball field. Their opponents don't take them seriously. The sports section in the newspaper misprints Nate's name as "Not Wright," which is not right. And now, their star pitcher is sick with the flu, and you won't believe who's pulled from the bullpen. With the odds stacked against them, what are the poor Cream Puffs to do? Revenge is a dish best served with a soft-hearted pitcher who channels his inner panda bear, a side of vengeful girlfriends, and a dash of Big Nate mojo. Smear on your eye-black grease and join the rampage in this newest collection of comic--you don't want to miss this epic grudge match.

The Ratvolution Will Not Be Televised

A Pearls Before Swine Collection

Author: Stephan Pastis

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

ISBN: 9780740756740

Category: Humor

Page: 128

View: 8294

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Some believe that the key to humor is timing. Others think it lies in a slightly distorted presentation of the familiar. E. B. White thought that humor ceased to exist upon close examination. But if anyone has humor figured out, it's Stephan Pastis. His philosophy is written in black felt pen on the bulletin board in his home office. It reads: 'When in doubt, kill cute things.'" Lock up your valuables. Stockpile your ammunition. Sandbag your bunker. The familiar foursome of Rat, Pig, Goat, and Zebra-joined now by the fraternity of Zeeba Zeeba Eata crocodiles are here to storm the ramparts of humor in The Ratvolution Will Not Be Televised. In this fourth collection from the award-winning comic strip Pearls Before Swine, Stephan Pastis deploys all the weapons of his comic arsenal in an all-out attack on the animal (and human) imperfections he sees around him. The result is a collection jam-packed with the sharp-edged humor that has made Pearls Before Swine one of the most successful comic strips running in newspapers today. Just remember: As The Ratvolution Will Not Be Televised makes clear, Pearls Before Swine takes no prisoners. We warned you.