Roald Dahl: Whizzpopping Joke Book

Author: Roald Dahl

Publisher: Penguin UK

ISBN: 0141370599

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 128

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This collection of hundreds of great jokes would make even the Trunchbull laugh! Inspired by Roald Dahl's wonderful world, these gigglesome gags are guaranteed to raise a chuckle from human beans young and old.

Roald Dahl's Marvellous Joke Book

Author: N.A

Publisher: Penguin UK

ISBN: 0141347325

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 128

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Roald Dahl's Marvellous Joke Book is a perfect joke book for young children. Full of jokes, limericks, riddles, Knock knock and Doctor, doctor all the jokes are specially themed around Roald Dahl's best-loved characters such as Charlie, George, The BFG, Matilda, James and many others. Roald Dahl was always full of fun and mischief and loved all kinds of jokes - the sillier the better! From chocolate-covered chickens to grizzly grouchy grandmas to the disgusting Twits this marvellous collection has over 400 jokes, and includes Roald Dahl's very own, extremely silly 'Knock, knock' jokes - guaranteed to keep his fans amused for hours. Illustrations by Quentin Blake.

Roald Dahl Scribble Book

Author: Roald Dahl

Publisher: Puffin Books

ISBN: 9780141368245

Category:

Page: 160

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Draw your own Chocolate Factory! Design a fantastic home for Mr Fox! Dream some dreams! Write, draw and imagine your way through this fun collection of creative activities, all inspired by the wonderful world of Roald Dahl.

The Missing Golden Ticket and Other Splendiferous Secrets

Author: Roald Dahl

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 1101636262

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 128

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Secrets and surprises from Roald Dahl! Feast your eyes on a secret! Between these covers is a long-lost chapter—and the original ending—from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and other delicious never-before-seen tidbits from Mr. Wonka's factory. Then slip into some tasty tales from Roald Dahl's life to discover more about the world's No. 1 storyteller. No Roald Dahl collection is complete without this splendiferous treat!

The Crazy Christmas Joke Book

Author: N.A

Publisher: Penguin UK

ISBN: 0141959827

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 80

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Packed with brilliant seasonal jokes together with lots of silly stuff that will keep children giggling throughout the Christmas holidays. Cast an unwanted Gift Spell, read Santa's hilarious emails and try the Top Ten things to do with leftover turkey. With hilarious spoof ads and lots of fun Christmas features this book will really put the ho-ho-ho into your holidays.

The Roald Dahl Quiz Book

Author: Richard Maher,Sylvia Bond,Quentin Blake

Publisher: Puffin Books

ISBN: 9780141324975

Category: Authors, English

Page: 123

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Guaranteed to challenge, delight and amuse Dahl enthusiasts everywhere. Here are over 300 questions and answers based on six of Dahl's best-loved titles: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, George's Marvellous Medicine, Fantastic Mr Fox, Esio Trot, The Giraffe and the Pelly and Me and Matilda. With Quentin Blake's illustrations throughout. This edition has a great new cover, with illustrations by Quentin Blake, and some new fascinating facts about Roald Dahl and his world. Previously published as The Roald Dahl Quiz Book 1.

Roald Dahl Whoppsy-Whiffling Joke Book

Author: Roald Dahl

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 0451479319

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 128

View: 1897

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Roald Dahl is known for his humor! This joke book is an ideal companion to his beloved novels. Roald Dahl's Whoppsy-Whiffling Joke Book is a collection of hundreds of great jokes that would make even the Trunchbull laugh! Inspired by Roald Dahl's wonderful world, these gigglesome gags are guaranteed to raise a chuckle from human beans young and old. CONTENT NOTE: The jokes in this book may cause reader to become the embodiment of the crying-laughing emoji. Side effects include but are not limited to stomach pains, tears of joy, falling off chairs, and flailing.

Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Author: Zondervan,

Publisher: Zonderkidz

ISBN: 0310750636

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 128

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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Woo. Woo who? Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita to borrow a pencil. New from Zonderkidz, here’s a collection of knock-knock jokes that’s both hilarious and wholesome. Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is sure to send every kid you know to his knees in a breath-stealing, side-splitting, uncontrollable fit of giggles—it’s that funny. And with more than 350 jokes, the laughs are sure to never quit. This collection provides fun for the whole family and includes bonus Q&A jokes and riddles too!

Dirty Beasts

Author: Roald Dahl

Publisher: Penguin UK

ISBN: 0141378891

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 36

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Dirty Beasts is a collection of hilarious animal rhymes from the World's NUMBER ONE Storyteller! With amazing full-colour illustrations by Quentin Blake. A collection of (mainly) grisly beasts out for human blood, ranging from Gocky-Wock the crocodile to Sting-A-Ling the scorpion. Described in verse with all Dahl's usual gusto and illustrated in suitably lurid style by Quentin Blake. 'A true genius . . . Roald Dahl is my hero' - David Walliams Exciting, bold and instantly recognisable with Quentin Blake's inimitable artwork. Look out for the whole collection of wondercrump Roald Dahl books!

Roald Dahl's Mischief and Mayhem

Author: Roald Dahl

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 0698164490

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 176

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Pranks, tricks, mischief, and more in this ideal companion book to Roald Dahl's beloved novels! Professional tricksters put your cunning to the test. Inside this wicked little book you'll find step-by-step instructions for making mischief and mayhem as well as outrageous jokes, fiendish quizzes, and a few smelly surprises. Includes extracts from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Matilda, The BFG, The Witches, and more. Like The Missing Golden Ticket and Other Splendiferous Secrets, this book is a wonderful complement to Roald Dahl novels, with tons of great extras fans will love. It’s the perfect way to complete your Dahl collection!

The Dahlmanac

Author: Roald Dahl

Publisher: Puffin PB

ISBN: 9780141321899

Category: Amusements

Page: 155

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This volume contains jokes, activities, fun facts and extracts from Roald Dahl's own letters. It is split into different months, following the school year from September to August.

The BFG (Colour Edition)

Author: Roald Dahl

Publisher: Penguin UK

ISBN: 0141378573

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 176

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The much-loved Roald Dahl story now in full colour format. When Sophie is snatched from her bed in the middle of the night by a giant with a stride as long as a tennis court she is sure she's going to be eaten for breakfast. But luckily for Sophie, the BFG is far more jumbly than his disgusting neighbours, whose favourite pastime is guzzling up whoppsy-whiffling human beans. Sophie is determined to stop all this, and so she and the BFG cook up an ingenious plan to rid of the world of the Bloodbottler, the Fleshlumpeater and all their rotsome friends forever.

Just Joking

300 Hilarious Jokes, Tricky Tongue Twisters, and Ridiculous Riddles

Author: National Geographic Society (U.S.)

Publisher: National Geographic Books

ISBN: 1426309309

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 207

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Presents a variety of jokes and facts, including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, riddles, and traditional question and answer jokes.

D is for Dahl

Author: Roald Dahl

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 1101636203

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 76

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Did you know that Roald Dahl loved chocolate, but never ate spaghetti? Or that he was a terrible speller? Or that he had four sisters? D Is for Dahl is an A to Z collection of facts, trivia, and zany details that bring Roald Dahl and his memorable characters to life. Filled with Quentin Blake's illustrations plus black-and-white photos, each spread is exploding with information about the creator of Willy Wonka, James, and Matilda--from his family tree to the exact type of pencil he used to write his stories. Perfect for devoted fans and Dahl newcomers alike, this is a gloriumptious guide to the world of Roald Dahl. From the Trade Paperback edition.

Horrid Henry's All Time Favourite Joke Book

Author: Francesca Simon,Tony Ross

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9781444004458

Category: Children's stories

Page: 90

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Laugh your head off with Horrid Henry, his family, friends and enemies as they present more hilarious, ridiculously ribtickling jokes.

Oxford Roald Dahl Dictionary

From Aardvark to Zozimus, a Real Dictionary of Everyday and Extra-Usual Words

Author: Susan Rennie

Publisher: Oxford University Press, USA

ISBN: 9780192736482

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 288

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A dictionary of real and invented words used by the world's best storyteller. 'Roald Dahl Dictionary' reveals what they mean, where they came from and how he used them in his stories. It will inspire you to choose and use each word brilliantly in your own writing - whether it's a real word, a Roald Dahl word or your own made-up one.

The Twits

Author: Roald Dahl

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 1101653019

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 96

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From the bestselling author of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and The BFG! Mr. and Mrs. Twit are the smelliest, nastiest, ugliest people in the world. They hate everything—except playing mean jokes on each other, catching innocent birds to put in their Bird Pies, and making their caged monkeys, the Muggle-Wumps, stand on their heads all day. But the Muggle-Wumps have had enough. They don't just want out, they want revenge.

Why Grandmas Go to Heaven

Author: Petisamaria G. Hall

Publisher: AuthorHouse

ISBN: 1449049621

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 24

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This non-fictional self-help childrens book was written and created to help children cope with the loss of a Grandparent. With coiorful heartwarming pictures and an inspirational storyline, children of all ages will find this easy reader helpful, and truly comforting. This is a story about a magical place, where all our Grandmas go. Your Grandmas purpose up in Heaven, and 'why' she had to go. A story of why its very important to do the best you do, your Grandma may not be here anymore, but she still watching over you.

Joke-a-Thon

Author: Editors of Make Believe Ideas

Publisher: Silver Dolphin Books

ISBN: 9781684120246

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 64

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Get ready for a joke-a-thon with this side-splitting book! Are you ready for a joke-a-thon? Satisfy your hunger for humor with the hundreds of side-splitting jokes inside this hilarious book. More than 250 jokes will keep you laughing, and there's a page in the back for aspiring comedians to jot down their own knee-slappers!

Horrid Henry's Joke Book

Author: Francesca Simon

Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.

ISBN: 1402245653

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 112

View: 7310

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Warning: Too rude for parents and for slimy toad little brothers! These are Horrid Henry's very own jokes: the jokes that grossed out Mom and Dad... that made Aunt Ruby run home... that sent Miss Battle-Axe screaming from class. Be horrid! Read Henry's jokes. Then tell them to the world!