No-one Ever Has Sex on Christmas Day

The most hilarious romantic comedy you'll read this Christmas

Author: Tracy Bloom

Publisher: Bookouture

ISBN: 1786812576

Category: Fiction

Page: 298

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‘Laugh-out-loud funny, emotional and festive… This is THE Christmas read of the year without a doubt. Absolutely loved it from beginning to end.’ Mum Reinvented A dream family Christmas or a total nightmare? Katy and Ben are about to find out... Katy’s been stuck in the office away from her family so she wants it all: snow (fake or real), the Michael Bublé Christmas album, whatever it takes. There’s only one thing missing as far as her husband Ben is concerned: another baby to complete their family. But Katy isn’t so sure she's ready yet… Ben may be playing the role of Master Elf in the pre-school nativity but he is struggling to master his own family life. With romantically-challenged friends, an ex who refuses to go away and Katy's mum's 64-year-old toy boy thrown into the mix, Christmas looks like it could be going off the rails… Never mind family planning, can Katy and Ben even plan to make it to the end of Christmas Day? From the no. 1 bestselling author of No-one Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday, this book will make you cry with laughter, and then book your flights abroad for the festive season. Perfect for fans of Marian Keyes, Sophie Kinsella and Milly Johnson. What readers are saying about No-one Ever Has Sex on Christmas Day: 'I absolutely loved it, I laughed my head off at so many parts it is soooo hilarious!' Jessica's Book Biz 'Laugh-out-loud moments throughout... worth the read just for the giggles.' Carrie's Book Reviews ‘Hilarious, I constantly laughed out loud… Great fun and highly recommended.’ Goodreads reviewer 'If you are looking for a light-hearted Christmas read with some laughs and a lot of fun, then this is definitely a book well worth reading!!' Stardust Book Reviews 'A great book full of lots of hilarious moments and tons of good old Christmas cringy events.' Goodreads reviewer ‘An enjoyable and fun read. It brings to life the stresses of family and life at the festive time of the year. The perfect read in the run up to Christmas.’ By the Letter Book Reviews 'A fun, crazy holiday read.' Guilty Pleasures Book Reviews 'I loved it!' Goodreads reviewer 'There are so many laugh-out-loud moments right the way throughout the book that keep you hooked and make the book so easy to read.' Jessica's Book Biz ‘I've had a goofy grin on my face for the whole of this book. I challenge you to not find something to smile or laugh about in almost every single chapter, it is just that funny and feel-good… I just can't explain how much I loved this book - so instead I’ll just suggest you read it for yourself!" Rachel’s Random Reads, 5 stars ‘Had me laughing out loud and gave me proper tears of laughter, definitely a book I’m recommending – 5 stars from me!!’ Donna’s Book Blog, 5 stars ‘This really was a hysterical read, I doubt anyone could read it and NOT find it funny!’ Novel Gossip ‘Full of laugh every minute pure joy, a perfect read for getting into the spirit of festive family fun.’ Books from Dusk till Dawn, 5 stars ‘I raced through this story, not wanting it to end…a hilarious and fast-paced read and I found myself laughing my head off so often!’ On My Bookshelf, 5 stars ‘This book was soooooo funny!... I was literally laughing out loud so much while reading.’ Steph and Chris’ Book Reviews, 5 stars ‘Tracy Bloom writes with so much spirit and she knows how to make you laugh… No-one Ever Has Sex on Christmas Day is a fun, light-hearted read that's perfect for the holidays.’ Carlene Inspired ‘Had me in stitches… I felt so Christmassy after reading this book… now being added to my list of favourite authors!’ Goodreads reviewer

Dienstags ist sie nie da

Roman

Author: Tracy Bloom

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9783442377343

Category:

Page: 316

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Katy, 36, führt eine kumpelige Beziehung mit dem 8 Jahre jüngeren Ben. Mit Matthew, ihrer grossen Liebe aus Jugendtagen, steigt sie nur ein einziges Mal ins Bett - aus Rache und aus Nostalgie. Schliesslich ist Katy schwanger. 2 Väter kommen in Frage, aber keiner will das Baby.

The Last Laugh

A romantic comedy that will make you laugh and cry

Author: Tracy Bloom

Publisher: Bookouture

ISBN: 1786812916

Category: Fiction

Page: 350

View: 344

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I Will Marry George Clooney (By Christmas)

Author: Tracy Bloom

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 1473505992

Category: Fiction

Page: 384

View: 4395

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A very funny Christmas novel, from the bestselling author of No-One Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday and Single Woman Seeks Revenge. There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only answer is to marry George Clooney. For Michelle, that time is now. Slogging her guts out in a chicken factory, whilst single-handedly bringing up a teenager who hates her, is far from the life that 36-year-old Michelle had planned. But marrying the most amazing man on the planet by Christmas could change all that, couldn’t it? Sometimes your only option is to dream the impossible - because you never know where it might take you... This is a fun, completely fantastical novel featuring George Clooney, and has not been authorised or endorsed by the wondrous man himself.

Winterzauber in Notting Hill

Roman

Author: Mandy Baggot

Publisher: Goldmann Verlag

ISBN: 3641230179

Category: Fiction

Page: 496

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Isla und Hannah Winters leben schon immer in Notting Hill. Seit ihre Eltern bei einem Autounfall starben, kümmert sich Isla um ihre an den Rollstuhl gefesselte Schwester. Überhaupt hält die gesamte Nachbarschaft zusammen wie eine große Familie. Vor allem zu Weihnachten, wenn die Häuser des Viertels in warmem Licht erstrahlen und köstliche Düfte vom Portobello-Markt herüberwehen. Umso schockierter sind alle über die zerstörerischen Pläne der Immobilienfirma, bei der Isla arbeitet. Und ausgerechnet Isla soll dem neuen CEO bei seinem Londonbesuch jeden Wunsch von den Lippen ablesen ...

No-one Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday

Author: Tracy Bloom

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 1473506042

Category: Fiction

Page: 352

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A very funny romantic novel (... and no. 1 ebook bestseller) Childhood sweethearts Matthew and Katy agree they must never see each other again following a school reunion. So all is forgotten ... until eight months later when a shock meeting at an antenatal class forces them to confront the fact that Matthew could be the father of Katy's baby. Love and life are messy, but Katy and Matthew take things to a whole new level as deep emotions begin to resurface and hormones run riot. Never has a one-night-stand led to such chaos!

Frühstück mit Meerblick

Roman

Author: Debbie Johnson

Publisher: Heyne Verlag

ISBN: 3641209293

Category: Fiction

Page: 432

View: 2531

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Wenn dir ein Café nicht nur Kaffee und Kuchen serviert – sondern eine zweite Chance Zwei Jahre nach dem Tod ihres geliebten Mannes weiß Laura Walker, dass es nun an der Zeit für einen Neuanfang ist. Deshalb entschließt sie sich, mit ihren beiden Kindern für den Sommer von Manchester nach Dorset zu ziehen, um dort in einem Café auszuhelfen. Das malerisch gelegene Comfort Food Café und die warmherzigen Menschen, denen Laura dort tagtäglich begegnet, geben ihr die Chance, neue Freunde zu finden und zu lernen, wieder sie selbst zu sein. Und dann ist da auch noch Tierarzt Matt, der immer im passenden Moment zur Stelle zu sein scheint ...

Schweinsgalopp

Ein Scheibenwelt-Roman

Author: Terry Pratchett

Publisher: Goldmann Verlag

ISBN: 3641098130

Category: Fiction

Page: 416

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Auch auf der Scheibenwelt gibt es so etwas Ähnliches wie einen Weihnachtsmann: Er hat einen Bart und eilt alljährlich mit einem Schlitten voller Gaben durch die Lüfte herbei. Dieses Jahr bleibt er allerdings verschwunden, und so muss niemand Geringerer als Tod für ihn einspringen. In der Zwischenzeit begibt sich seine Enkelin Susanne auf die Suche nach dem Verschollenen ...

No-One Ever Has Sex in the Suburbs

Author: Tracy Bloom

Publisher: Arrow Books

ISBN: 9780099594741

Category:

Page: 400

View: 6089

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The much-awaited sequel of the bestselling romantic comedy No-One Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday. Ben is still desperately trying to forget that Katy had a one-night stand just before she announced she was pregnant. Nine months later a new baby explodes into their lives creating utter chaos. As a lack of sleep, a lack of trust and a lack of...sex! wreaks havoc upon their lives, it seems like there is no returning to the way they were. That is until Ben comes up with the answer to get them back on track. A role swap! But being a stay-at-home dad isn't as simple as it seems, in fact it's a disaster. Help comes when Ben least expects it and arrives, in the most unlikely form, of the wife of Katy's ex-lover. Should Ben tell Katy about his secret rescuer or is it his turn to keep a secret...? Can any relationship survive NO SEX, endless lies and conversations about nappy rash?

Tage wie diese

Author: John Green,Lauren Myracle,Maureen Johnson

Publisher: Arena Verlag GmbH

ISBN: 3401806939

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 400

View: 6050

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Jubilee hat den perfekten Freund. Sie ahnt nicht, dass sie ihn in dieser Nacht verlieren wird - weil sie sich Hals über Kopf in einen Fremden verliebt. Manchmal vergisst Tobin völlig, dass der Herzog eigentlich ein Mädchen ist. Bis zu jenem magischen Moment im Schnee. Addie würde alles dafür geben, wenn Jeff ihr verzeihen könnte. Dabei ist er ihr längst viel näher als sie denkt ...

An Ex for Christmas

A Love Unexpectedly Novel

Author: Lauren Layne

Publisher: Loveswept

ISBN: 1524796530

Category: Fiction

Page: 200

View: 4901

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She’s making a list—and checking it twice. But is there a nice guy among all her naughty exes? The New York Times bestselling author of Blurred Lines returns with a charming friends-to-lovers rom-com. “Lauren Layne writes characters I want to tackle and keep as my best friends, woven into smart, sexy, utterly romantic tales of love.”—Violet Duke When a psychic tells spunky, superstitious Kelly Byrne that she’s already met her true love, she becomes obsessed with the idea of tracking him down before Christmas. Kelly immediately writes up an “Ex List” and starts contacting old boyfriends to figure out which one is the one. When her college sweetheart rolls into town, Kelly convinces herself that they’re meant to be. The trouble is, sparks are flying with someone she’s never given a chance: her best friend, Mark. Mark Blakely has watched the guys on Kelly’s list break her heart, and he’s not looking forward to watching them do it all over again. Mark’s always been there for her, but the timing’s never worked out for their relationship to be something more. Now, just as Mark is ready to move on, the sexual tension between them is suddenly off the charts. With Christmas morning around the corner, he just hopes Kelly will wake up and realize that everything she wants has been right in front of her all along. Praise for An Ex for Christmas “Charming, witty, and sexy—An Ex for Christmas was so easy to devour! It had everything you want in a holiday read including a hunky best friend and quite a few tumultuous mistletoe scenes. Honestly, who knew mistletoe could be so hot?!”—R. S. Grey, USA Today bestselling author Lauren Layne’s New York Times bestselling Oxford Novel series can be read in any order: IRRESISTIBLY YOURS I WISH YOU WERE MINE SOMEONE LIKE YOU I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE I THINK I LOVE YOU Don’t miss any of Lauren Layne’s hot reads: The Love Unexpectedly series: BLURRED LINES | GOOD GIRL | LOVE STORY | WALK OF SHAME | AN EX FOR CHRISTMAS The Sex, Love & Stiletto series: AFTER THE KISS | LOVE THE ONE YOU’RE WITH | JUST ONE NIGHT | THE TROUBLE WITH LOVE The Redemption series: ISN’T SHE LOVELY | BROKEN | CRUSHED The I Do, I Don’t series: READY TO RUN | RUNAWAY GROOM This ebook includes an excerpt from another Loveswept title.

Weihnachtserzählungen

Author: Charles Dickens

Publisher: BoD – Books on Demand

ISBN: 9925015995

Category: Fiction

Page: 528

View: 6913

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Reproduktion des Originals in Großdruckschrift.

Dictionary of Catch Phrases

Author: Eric Partridge

Publisher: Scarborough House

ISBN: 1461660408

Category: Social Science

Page: 408

View: 4749

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A catch phrase is a well-known, frequently-used phrase or saying that has `caught on' or become popular over along period of time. It is often witty or philosophical and this Dictionary gathers together over 7,000 such phrases.

Bet Me

Author: Lila Monroe

Publisher: Lila Monroe Books

ISBN: N.A

Category: Fiction

Page: N.A

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The Movie Guide

Author: James Monaco

Publisher: Perigee Trade

ISBN: N.A

Category: Motion pictures

Page: 1099

View: 5876

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From The Big Sleep to Babette's Feast, from Lawrence of Arabia to Drugstore Cowboy, The Movie Guide offers the inside word on 3,500 of the best motion pictures ever made. James Monaco is the president and founder of BASELINE, the world's leading supplier of information to the film and television industries. Among his previous books are The Encyclopedia of Film, American Film Now, and How to Read a Film.

Die Widerspenstigkeit des Glücks

Roman

Author: Gabrielle Zevin

Publisher: Diana Verlag

ISBN: 3641126320

Category: Fiction

Page: 288

View: 7272

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Ein bezaubernder Roman und ein modernes Märchen Amelia ist Verlagsvertreterin und lernt dabei die eigenwilligsten Buchhändler kennen. Genau so einer ist A. J. Fikry. In seinem Herzen haben nur turmhohe Bücherstapel Platz. Bis er einen ungebetenen Gast entdeckt: Eines Morgens sitzt die zweijährige Waise Maya in der Kinderbuchecke seiner Buchhandlung. Gegen seinen Willen nimmt sich A. J. des kleinen Mädchens an, das sein Leben kurzerhand auf den Kopf stellt. Und auch Amelia wird er nicht so schnell vergessen können ...

Gun Love

Author: Jennifer Clement

Publisher: Suhrkamp Verlag

ISBN: 3518758934

Category: Fiction

Page: 251

View: 8749

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Seit ihrer Geburt lebt Pearl im Auto, sie vorne, ihre Ausreißer-Mutter auf der Rückbank. Vierzehn Jahre stehen die beiden jetzt schon am Rande eines Trailerparks irgendwo in Florida. Draußen vor der Windschutzscheibe ist die Welt den Waffen verfallen: Kinder wachsen mit Pistolen statt Haustieren auf, Schießübungen immer und überall, mal Alligatoren, mal den Fluss, mal Polizisten im Visier, und sonntags sitzt man beim Gottesdienst mit der geschulterten Schrotflinte in der ersten Reihe. Doch im Ford Mercury wirken andere Kräfte, hier lernt Pearl das Träumen. Bis mit Eli ein Mann auftaucht, der das Herz der Mutter stielt ... Gun Love liest sich wie ein Trip. Jennifer Clement schreibt vom Band zwischen Mutter und Tochter und dem Waffenwahnsinn ihrer Heimat, sie erzählt in strahlenden Bildern eine Geschichte, in der Liebe und Gewalt, Magie und Fakt, Sorge und Freude haltlos ineinander fallen. Das literarische Stimmungsbild einer ganzen Nation.