Memos to Shitty People

A Delightful and Vulgar Adult Coloring Book

Author: James Alexander

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 9781530790616

Category:

Page: 86

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A Stress-Relieving Hilarious Coloring Book * Do you have a terrible, incompetent neighbor? * Does your annoying coworker never shut up? * Do you have to deal with shitty people every day? * Are you trying to find an unique novelty gift for your best friend? Sometimes, you just need to SWEAR at someone... Join the foulmouthed masses and unwind with Memos to Shitty People, an adult coloring book. Color designs featuring humorous and delightfully vulgar phrases like "Seriously, Bitch?" and "Oh look... the fuck-up fairy has visited!". Each page is replete with cute innocent animals, hidden critters, beautiful flowers and foliage... color away while letting the steam out. Enjoy mindfulness and relaxation with this brilliant anti-stress therapy, also the perfect gag-gift! This beautiful coloring book features: * More Than 30 Delightful Phrases to Color * Beautiful Designs with Intricate Details * Hidden Critters to Find Amongst the Leaves! * Single-Sided Pages at 8.5 x 11" * Includes Digital PDF Bonus Inside the Book Order now and get started. Your inner peace is waiting, and it has some choice words for you. TAGS: adult coloring books, adult coloring book, coloring books for grown-ups, coloring books for adults, coloring book for adults, adult coloring books swear words, adult coloring books best sellers, adult coloring books stress relieving patterns, adult coloring books for women, adult coloring books for men, adult coloring books animals, adult coloring books dogs, adult coloring books cats, adult coloring books flowers, leafy animals coloring book, leafy animals james alexander

Memos to Shitty People

A Delightful & Vulgar Adult Coloring Book

Author: Adult Coloring Books,Coloring Books for Adults

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9781945260018

Category: Games & Activities

Page: 62

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Memos to Shitty People: A Delightful & Vulgar Adult Coloring Book This beautiful coloring book features creative and intricate designs with classic and wonderfully original insults, exclamations and swear words to help you relax and let go of the stressful situations in your life. TAGS: black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, james alexander, christmas swear word coloring book swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear coloring book

Release Your Anger

An Adult Coloring Book with 40 Swear Words to Color and Relax

Author: James Alexander

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9781626544956

Category:

Page: 84

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Let's Pretend This Never Happened

Author: Jenny Lawson

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 1101573082

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 384

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The #1 New York Times bestselling (mostly true) memoir from the hilarious author of Furiously Happy. “Gaspingly funny and wonderfully inappropriate.”—O, The Oprah Magazine When Jenny Lawson was little, all she ever wanted was to fit in. That dream was cut short by her fantastically unbalanced father and a morbidly eccentric childhood. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are all the better for it. In the irreverent Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson’s long-suffering husband and sweet daughter help her uncover the surprising discovery that the most terribly human moments—the ones we want to pretend never happened—are the very same moments that make us the people we are today. For every intellectual misfit who thought they were the only ones to think the things that Lawson dares to say out loud, this is a poignant and hysterical look at the dark, disturbing, yet wonderful moments of our lives. Readers Guide Inside

Adult Coloring Books

Whimsical Journey Coloring Books for Adults Relaxation (Flowers, Landscapes and Fairies)

Author: Adult Coloring Books

Publisher: Tip Top Education

ISBN: 9781940282862

Category: Games

Page: 104

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Over 45 whimsical high resolution, professionally printed coloring pages--an adult relaxation coloring book. *Beautiful Images--animals, flowers, and gorgeous scenes. *Delightful Drawings--ranging from EASY to VERY complex. *Incredibly Fun and Relaxing

50 Shades Of Bullsh*t

A Delectable & Impolite Adult Coloring Book

Author: Alex Fleming

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9782376190004

Category: Art

Page: 58

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- Do you have an annoying, incompetent coworker or neighbor? - Do you sometimes JUST need to relax after a long, hard day? - Have you ever heard of 50 Shades Of Grey? Let me present you 50 Shades Of Bullsh*t, a delectable adult coloring book that is about to become one of your greatest small pleasures. See this impolite coloring book as a small corner of paradise where you can come anytime to have fun, laugh and really just chill the fuck out. Irreverent as hell, this hilarious and vulgar, yet beautiful adult coloring book has been created so you can celebrate the artist within in a fun and spontaneous way. It contains humorous and gorgeous one-sided pages with designs varying from minimal to highly detailed, fitting all skill levels and making it perfect to use with your favorite coloring supplies. On your irreverent journey, you will find cute animals, leaves and abstract patterns uniquely articulated around swear words and expressions such as 'Dumbass', 'You're such a dick', and many other things you sometimes want to say but won't say in public. So find a cozy corner, pick a saucy word, grab your favorite coloring supplies and enjoy the sassy adult coloring journey. This Delectable Adult Coloring Book Features: - Dozens Of Delectable Coloring Pages - Beautiful Designs To Relieve Stress & Have Fun - Includes Digital PDF Bonus Inside The Book - Link To Receive My Last Book For Free

Sex Position Coloring Book

A Dirty, Rude, Sexual and Kinky Adult Coloring Book of 40 Zentangle Sex Position Designs

Author: Adult Coloring World

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9781535549578

Category:

Page: 88

View: 7053

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Get fantastic value for money with this huge Sex Position Coloring Book! The 40 expertly illustrated Sex Position designs in this coloring book for adults will provide hours of entertainment! Features of this Sex Position Coloring Book: Single sided coloring pages allow for the pages to be removed Suitable for markers, felt tips, gel pens, coloring pencils and more due to single sided, removable pages Professional quality designs from start to finish 2 Color test pages at the back of the book Sex Position Coloring Book:This Sex Position coloring book contains 40 single sided coloring pages. This allows you to remove each coloring page for framing or hanging. This also helps reduce bleed through onto the other designs even if you are using markers, making this book suitable for everything from coloring pencils through to marker pens. The Sex Position designs contained within this fantastic book are created by our in house artists, each hand picked by us here at Adult Coloring World to ensure fantastic quality. We know that sometimes you will buy a book after being impressed initially by an amazing design on the cover, only to be disappointed with the books contents when you open it. Well we make sure this never happens with any of our coloring books and we can assure you that all of the designs inside are high quality from start to finish. This adult coloring book of Sex Position designs contains a wide variety of designs. This book makes a fantastic gift idea for your family and friends. If you know someone who loves sexual gift ideas then they will be sure to love this adult coloring book too!

Make Life Your Bitch: a Motivational and Inspirational Adult Coloring Book

Turn Your Stress Into Success!

Author: John T

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 9781533469502

Category:

Page: 56

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Turn Your Stress Into Success! Turn your stress into success with this motivational and inspirational swear word adult coloring book! For fans of adult coloring books and swear word coloring books Coloring page designs are printed single-sided to prevent bleed Swear word phrases and expressions like: "Not giving a fuck is better than revenge, Trust no man fear no bitch, and You're pretty fuckin' rad keep that shit up." Makes the perfect gift or a fun coloring party Buy 'Make Life Your Bitch' now! ***NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.***

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

Competitive Crafters, Drop-Off Despots, and Other Suburban Scourges

Author: Jen Mann

Publisher: Ballantine Books

ISBN: 0345549988

Category: Humor

Page: 224

View: 7393

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NATIONAL BESTSELLER A debut collection of witty, biting essays laced with a surprising warmth, from Jen Mann, the writer behind the popular blog People I Want to Punch in the Throat People I want to punch in the throat: • anyone who feels the need to bling her washer and dryer • humblebraggers • people who treat their pets like children Jen Mann doesn’t have a filter, which sometimes gets her in trouble with her neighbors, her fellow PTA moms, and that one woman who tried to sell her sex toys at a home shopping party. Known for her hilariously acerbic observations on her blog, People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Mann now brings her sharp wit to bear on suburban life, marriage, and motherhood in this laugh-out-loud collection of essays. From the politics of joining a play group, to the thrill of mothers’ night out at the gun range, to the rewards of your most meaningful relationship (the one you have with your cleaning lady), nothing is sacred or off-limits. So the next time you find yourself wearing fuzzy bunny pajamas in the school carpool line or accidentally stuck at a co-worker’s swingers party, just think, What would Jen Mann do? Or better yet, buy her book. Advance praise for People I Want to Punch in the Throat “People I Want to Punch in the Throat is so good that it’ll make you want to adopt all the cats in the world. I’m not sure about the correlation, but it’s that good. It should come with a warning.”—Jenny Lawson, author of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened “Jen Mann has an amazing way of telling stories that will make you cringe and burst out laughing at the same time. From swinger parties to racist toddlers, she makes the suburbs unbelievably funny.”—Karen Alpert, author of I Heart My Little A-Holes “Jen Mann says the things we’re all too afraid to say. Her honest and hilarious writing style reminds me of David Sedaris and Tina Fey.”—Robin O’Bryant, author of Ketchup Is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves “Jen Mann’s shrewd and unrelenting assault on the absurdity of suburban life is an honest peek into the occasional nightmare that is part of living the American dream. I love Jen. I wish she was my neighbor. It’s so refreshing to know that I’m not the only one who wants to punch almost everyone in the f***ing throat.”—Nicole Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink And Swear From the Trade Paperback edition.

Sweary Coloring Book

Swear Words Relaxation for Adults with Mandalas and Paisley Designs

Author: James Alexander,Swear Word Swear Word Coloring Book

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 9781523928873

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Page: 90

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Update! There's a new edition of this book printed on black paper. View the new edition at: www.amazon.com/dp/1532700008/ "When I'm having a rough day I just color some swear words and I feel better." -- Pam Walton 20 Beautiful Swear Words To Color and Relax Each Coloring Page is Printed on a Separate Sheet to Avoid Bleed Through Each Design Comes in Two Versions: Black and Grey, 40 Pages in Total Each Swear Word is Designed with Florals, Paisleys, Mandalas, Swirls, and Motifs Each Coloring Page is Designed for Fun, Relaxation, and Anti-Stress Therapy Includes a Digital PDF Edition for Unlimited Printing and 10 Bonus Coloring Pages The Variety of Pages Ensure There is Something for Every Skill Level PREVIEW Every Illustration from the Book at www.swearybook.com/secret Receive 4 Bonus Free Coloring Pages at www.swearybook.com Preview the entire book at www.swearybook.com/secret The Original #1 Bestselling Sweary Colouring Book! Featuring some of the most inappropriate swear words imaginable, these beautiful designs are a joy to color. Each swear word is replete with florals, designs, patterns, motifs, paisleys, and mandalas. * 20 Original Sweary Designs * Single-Sided Pages * Includes Black and Grey Versions * Sized to frame at 8.5 x 11" * Printed on white paper * Includes digital printable edition inside * Includes 10 digital bonus pages inside With many swear words to choose from, there's something for every swearing occassion. Comes with 10 bonus swears coloring pages, as well as a digital edition of the book, so you can print extra copies. This is the first book in the Sweary Coloring Book series, and is perfect for adults who want to destress, relax, or amuse themselves after a long day. Inside, you'll find everything from your typical household swear words to craftier, choicier picks. Flip the cover of the book on Amazon to see all the words on the back: What's Inside * Bullshit * Fuck * Piss Off * Asshole * Bitch * Slut * Whore * Cunt * Bastard * Douche * Shit * Damn * Shitballs * Sugartits * Twat Waffle * Baggy Vag * Piss Flaps * Bollocks * Crap * Fuckwit Simply sit back, relax, and choose the swear word that connects with you. Then color in the swear word with your choice of color pencil, pen, marker, and/or crayon. TAGS: leafy animals coloring book, leafy animals james alexander

Colour My Bollocks

Author: Becky Glass

Publisher: Orion

ISBN: 9781409168256

Category: Games

Page: 64

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Have you ever wanted to call your boss a PISS WIZARD? Are your kids behaving like total GOBSHITES? Want to tell your in-laws to go FUCKETY BYE? Don't internalize your stress until you shave yourself bald like a 2007 Britney Spears; save yourself thousands on a 'holiday' to the Priory. Now you can color yourself calm with COLOUR MY BOLLOCKS, the adult coloring book that says exactly what you think.

Darth Vader and Family Coloring Book

Author: Jeffrey Brown

Publisher: Chronicle Books

ISBN: 9781452159232

Category: Games

Page: 200

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Jeffrey Brown's reimagining of the Star Wars universe has delighted adult fans and young Jedi alike. This new adult coloring book is equally fun to share, featuring a careful translation of artwork from the bestselling Darth Vader and Son™ series to a large-format collection on crisp white paper, plus nine new images to color.

Cheer the F*ck Up

An Irreverently Positive Adult Coloring Book

Author: Sasha O'Hara

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 9781534602083

Category:

Page: 86

View: 1967

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From the creator of the Bestseller Calm the F*ck Down Did anyone ever tell you it's not good to brag? Well f*ck that! Give yourself a pat on the back. Own your own badass-ness. Tell the one you love how much you f*cking love them, with a little sugar and snark. This irreverently positive coloring book will not only help you relax and unwind, it will leave you with a sense of 'Hell Yeah!' after the world has tried to have its way with you. Cheer the F*ck Up is perfect for you if you like your self-help with a bit of sass, and your affirmations with a little piss and vinegar. It's an inappropriately awesome way to color and express the things you can't say. Enjoy 37 beautiful and fun to color illustrations, ranging from simple to detailed in complexity. Images include mermaids, fairies, animals and abstract designs. Sayings include "Do No Harm. Take No Shit," "Bite the Ass of Life," "Let's Get Weird," "Peace and Quiet. I like that shit.," "Don't Damage My Calm," and many more. For updates and free coloring page downloads visit www.Sashaohara.com

Calm the F*Ck Down

An Irreverent Adult Coloring Book

Author: Sasha O'Hara

Publisher: John Murray

ISBN: 9781473642041

Category:

Page: 48

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Sometimes, after a long hard day, you just need to f*cking relax. To sit back and colour the things you can't say. Calm the F*ck Down is the perfect way to unwind and release your own beautiful smartass. Enjoy these irreverent yet beautiful adult colouring pages. Then sit back and sigh 'hell yeah' for a job well done. These single-sided colouring pages range from moderate to highly detailed in complexity. Images include abstract designs, animals and people, each with its own sassy quip like 'Home is Where the Vodka Is', 'Suck it Up, Buttercup', 'Carpe F*cking Diem', and other humorous, subversive sayings. CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.

Swear Word Coloring Book: Fucksicles

For Adults and Fans of Swearing (cursing,cussing,profanity,swearwords,curse Words)! When You Want to Calm the Fuck Down Or Can't Go the Fuck to Sleep-Then Color!

Author: John T

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 9781530778676

Category:

Page: 54

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***NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.*** Chill the fuck out and color. Watermelon Wankjob, Oh Shit! Orange Blast, and Blueberry Bitch, are just few of the flavors you will find in this tasty swear word coloring book. But, what's even better - you can make up your own! Over 20 fun and original swear word coloring book pages that will have you and your friends laughing tears For fans of swear word coloring books, adult coloring books, mandala coloring books, and curse words! Coloring page designs are printed single-sided for your coloring convenience All of your favorite swear word phrases like: Shit Happens, Life's a Bitch, and Get Fucked Up, and many, many more Secret code allows access to digital freebies Makes the perfect gift or a fun coloring party Everyone is raving about how relaxing and stress-relieving adult coloring books are. But, there is nothing more relaxing than coloring a bunch of tasty and sweary Fucksicles! This curse word coloring book is jam-packed with fun retro patterns, funny swear word phrases, and several different popsicle concepts. There is no adult coloring book like it! While you may just want this cuss word coloring book all to yourself, Fucksicles makes a great gift or sets up the perfect coloring party. Buy Fucksicles now! ***NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.***

Naughty Coloring Book for Adults

Naughty Adult Coloring Book Containing Swear Words, Funny Illustrations and Stress Relieving Designs

Author: Coloring Book People,The Coloring Book People

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 9781533449559

Category:

Page: 62

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A Naughty, Funny, Sexy and Swear Word Coloring Book filled with Professional Illustrations and Intricate Pattern. All single sided prints to prevent coloring pens from leaking through. Get yours at this fantastic price today! Features of this Coloring Book All professionally illustrated designs. Suitable for coloring pens,markers, pencils and pastels. All single sided print and bordered for easy removal and framing. 2 color test pages included. Naughty Coloring Book for Adults Laugh, giggle and de-stress with our Naughty Coloring Adult Book. A funny swear word coloring book that brings your naughty side to life with color. With a combination of complex and simplistic designs this book has something for everyone. Whether your new to adult coloring books or an experienced enthusiast you're sure to get hours of entertainment out of this book. There is a a sleection of Naughty, Rude and Swear Word designs that will give you a good giggle and relieve the frustrations of the day. All pages have are single side print and bordered so once complete can be removed and displayed. So sit back relax and enjoy some naughty coloring. Tags: Naughty Coloring Book, Naughty Colouring Book, Swear Words Coloring Book, Swear Word Colouring Book, Sweary Coloring Book, Sweary Colouring Book, Swear Words Coloring Book for Adults, Swear Words Colouring Book for Adults, Penguin Coloring Book, Wolf Coloring Book.

Fucking Awesome Coloring Book

Author: Calligraphuck

Publisher: Chronicle Books

ISBN: 9781452159829

Category: Games

Page: 60

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Featuring delightfully irreverent phrases, lovely calligraphy, and illustrated backgrounds, this coloring book invites adults to color their f*cking stress away! With a range of profanity from upbeat sweary affirmations to hilariously sassy sayings, 30 different expletives offer creative stimulation and cathartic release for any mood. Designs are printed on thick, removable, frame-worthy pages—with metallic ink patterns on the back of each page—making them easy to share and display.