It's a Punderful Life

A Fun Collection of Puns and Wordplay

Author: Gemma Correll

Publisher: Dog & Bone

ISBN: 9781909313286

Category: Humor

Page: 64

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Puns often mistakenly get a bad rep, but if they're good enough for Oscar Wilde and Shakespeare (whose work featured over 3000 puns), it's good enough for us. Hot off the back of her incredibly popular Monday Punday online series, Gemma Correll has surveyed her army of punning fans to create this hilarious collection of her best illustrated puns, as well as lots of new ones. Over the following pages you will see grin-inducing puns such as Wonton Cruelty featuring sadistic dim sim, or rotten eggs hurling abuse at each other. The sweet tooth has brought you some flowers and the seal of approval is very pleased to meet you. Wth over 50 puns, this book will bring a smile to even the most miserable person's face.

The Pun Also Rises

How the Humble Pun Revolutionized Language, Changed History, and Made Wordplay More Than Some Antics

Author: John Pollack

Publisher: Avery

ISBN: 1592406750

Category: Humor

Page: 212

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A former speechwriter for Bill Clinton provides a light-hearted exploration of puns, including the brain science and history behind them, as well as how they play out in pop culture. Reprint.

Born to Pun

1,400 Boss Jokes, Funny Quips and Groan-Worthy Punchlines

Author: Gordon Hideaki Nagai

Publisher: Ulysses Press

ISBN: 1612438113

Category: Humor

Page: N.A

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The Ultimate Collection of Punny Wordplay Make every day funny punny with this massive book of over 1,400 puns. Perfect for word nerds, class clowns, and dads everywhere, never miss an opportunity to deliver a groan-inducing, yet hilarious one-liner. • The pliers said to the wrench, “Get a grip. You're losing it!" • The marionette’s cardiologist warned him to change his lifestyle because he was too high-strung. • When the President’s family picnic was hit by a cold hard rain, the band struck up “Hail to The Chief". • Q: How do vampires like their stakes? A: Rare. • Do dealers in Las Vegas casinos walk with a shuffle? • The young ear of corn was considered a rising star in the Marine Corps; he quickly rose to the rank of kernel.

Have a Little Pun

An Illustrated Play on Words

Author: Frida Clements

Publisher: Chronicle Books

ISBN: 1452153671

Category: Humor

Page: N.A

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Artist Frida Clements playfully combines colorfully detailed flora and fauna drawings with funny hand-lettered wordplay in this collection of beautifully illustrated puns. Honey, bee yourself! Gopher it. Don't be koi. Like puns? That's coo, says the pigeon. Hate puns? Birch, please. Bringing a giggle (and sometimes a groan) with each inspired page, this clever ebook makes a lovely and lighthearted gift for fans of witty humor and illustration. Having a bad hare day? Feeling a little antsy? What the hail, just dill with it, and for fox sake, have a little pun.

Puns of Steel

An Argyle Sweater Collection

Author: Scott Hilburn

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

ISBN: 1449407250

Category: Humor

Page: 128

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With more than 1 million greeting cards sold, Scott Hilburn's The Argyle Sweater dresses up the funny page with an argyle-wearing assortment of cavemen, bears, moths, and pompadour-styled humans, along with an occasional evil scientist. Boasting a readership ranging from the Washington Post and the Los Angeles Times to the Calgary Herald, The Argyle Sweater fuses Hilburn's visceral talent and bold pen stroke. What results is a cerebrally astute cartoon panel that comments on popular culture, human nature, and society in a clever and spontaneous way.

The Best Book of Puns

Author: Art Moger

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9780806510972

Category: Humor

Page: 166

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From the author of "Complete Pun Book" comes an all new collection. Here, readers will find a hilarious abundance of pun-ishment for the millions who can't resist giving a word or phrase a twist--and ammunition for many occasions from movie, TV and theater wags; from the wits of Wall Street and Washington; the gems from poets and pundits and some of the bottom-of-the-barrel crumbs! Introduction by Bob Hope. **Lightning Print On Demand Title

Have Yourself a Punny Little Christmas

Author: Richard Lederer

Publisher: Gibbs Smith

ISBN: 9781423609957

Category: Humor

Page: N.A

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Q. Why did Frosty decide to live in the middle of the ocean?A. Because snowman is an island.Q. What do you call a bunch of parents standing in line to buy their daughters a popular doll?A. A Barbie queue.Q. An opinion survey in Alaska is called what?A. A north poll.Q. When you cross a sheep with a cicada, what do you get?A. Baa, humbug!

Pun Intended

Welcome to the Punny Farm

Author: Jon Hoefer

Publisher: Mascot Books

ISBN: 9781631777318

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: N.A

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This one goes out to the PUNS we love! Welcome to the PUN-derfully witty, purposely playful book full of farm-fresh twists on common words and phrases. This laugh-out-loud, eye-rolling, groan-inducing, all-audiences book takes you on a side-splitting journey to the PUNNY farm and beyond! You'll laugh until the cows come home. Or so we've HERD.

Punderdome

A Card Game for Pun Lovers

Author: Jo Firestone

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9781101905654

Category:

Page: N.A

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A Book of Bad Jokes, Pitiful Puns, Woeful Wordplay and Ridiculous Riddles

Author: Hugh Jass

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 9781533098092

Category:

Page: 116

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Hundreds of jokes congregate in this amazing compilation of some of the greatest bad jokes and puns there are. Uniting several forms of terrible gag in one ceaseless, relentless volume, A Book of Bad Jokes, Pitiful Puns, Woeful Wordplay and Ridiculous Riddles is intended to be a text that every aspiring or current bad joke teller would love in his library. Authored by known pun and bun master Hugh Jass, this manual intends to amuse and educate its readers on the art of inventing truly awful humor. Ample quantities of ideas and an exhaustive demonstration of the form used mean that you can not only cringe, but create your own horrific jokes. After introducing the book and its uses, Hugh takes us through an enormous combination of terrible one-liners and question and answer jokes. The conclusion of the book meanwhile is framed in riddles both ordinary and poetic in form. Despite the all-round awfulness of what's shown, the author is keen to point out the utility of what's here. The demonstrative use of wordplay is ample, meaning that readers can start to pick up and assimilate the technique. After having absorbed the hundreds of silly gags present, you may even start to invent your own! A superb little gift or stocking filler at Christmas, this abysmal compilation is sure to keep you and your loved ones cringing for hours!

Does the Name Pavlov Ring a Bell?

879 Hilarious Puns to Test Your Wit

Author: Gary Blake

Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing Inc.

ISBN: 1510726020

Category: Humor

Page: 272

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Everyone loves wordplay! This collection of more than eight hundred quips and pun-filled anecdotes will have your friends in stitches! Classics and new inventions fill these pages with humor and wit. Divided into chapters according to theme—animals, celebrities, careers, food, and so on—there’s a pun for every occasion! Author Gary Blake dares you not to snicker at his contrivances: Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. Davy Crockett had three ears. A left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier. A backwards poet writes inverse. Santa’s helpers are subordinate Clauses. Like tavern owners, ballet dancers make most of their money at the barre. Horses in the movies only have bit parts. Why does the Pope travel so much? Because he’s a roamin’ Catholic. Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother. Eve was the first person to eat herself out of house and home. I used to work in a blanket factory, but the company folded. The calendar thief only got twelve months. A great gift or coffee table book, there’s no time like the present to order a copy of Does the Name Pavlov Ring a Bell? for the word-twisting, pun-loving humorist in your life.

The Rather Large Book of Puns

Over 500 Excellent and Original Pieces of Wordplay

Author: Benjamin Branfman

Publisher: CreateSpace

ISBN: 9781508582168

Category:

Page: 206

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Lots of pun books claim to have hundreds of puns, but they really just offer a few dozen good ones mixed in with other types of jokes or quotes. This book actually contains over 500 excellent and original puns: It's real, it's quality, and it's rather large indeed. What more do you need?

The Worrier's Guide to Life

Author: Gemma Correll

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

ISBN: 1449470300

Category: Humor

Page: 128

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In her hugely popular comic drawings, Gemma Correll dispenses dubious advice and unreliable information on life as she sees it, including The Dystopian Zodiac, Reward Stickers for Grown-Ups, Palm Reading for Millennials, and a Map of the Introvert's Heart. For all you fellow agonizers, fretters, and nervous wrecks, this book is for you. Read it and weep...with laughter

Get Thee to a Punnery

An Anthology of Intentional Assaults Upon the English Language

Author: Richard Lederer

Publisher: Gibbs Smith

ISBN: 1423612035

Category: Literary Criticism

Page: 192

View: 1099

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Get Thee to a Punnery proves that the pun is mightier than the sword . . . and here are sidesplitting puns of every color, stripe and persuasion to suit every whim. Even if you don't know that your humerus is your funny bone, this is the book for you. The Time of the Signs: On a diaper service truck: Rock a dry baby. On a plumber's service truck: A flush is better than a full house. Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a communist plot! -Edgar Bergen Quiche me-I'm French! Hangover-the wrath of grapes Work is the ruin of the drinking classes. -Oscar Wilde

400 Science & Math Jokes and Riddles and Puns

Author: Hank D. Mcroy

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 9781543117912

Category:

Page: 90

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Jolly Jokes! Roguish Riddles! Puckish Puns! This hodgepodge of classic science and math jokes and other amusements has been compiled into a pocket-sized, easy-to-carry device called a "book." Share the joy with your students, teachers, thesis advisors, postdocs, friends, family, neighbors, and pets, and watch the laughs (and groans) ensue!

A Cat's Life

Author: Gemma Correll

Publisher: Te Neues Publishing Group

ISBN: 9783832796662

Category: Design

Page: 127

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Presents a humorous look at a cat's life.

The Secret Diary of Tiddles, Aged 3 3/4

An eye-opening exposé into what your cat does when you’re not there

Author: Gemma Correll

Publisher: Dog n Bone

ISBN: 9781909313453

Category: Humor

Page: 64

View: 331

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In arguably the greatest, most enlightening discovery since the Rosetta Stone, cat ambassador Gemma Correll has managed to get hold of the secret diary of Tiddles, a three-year-old moggy, which she has transcribed and illustrated in order to explain to cat owners across the globe what their pet gets up to when left to its own devices. By reading through Tiddles’ journal, many of those great unanswered questions you have about your cat’s life will be answered, like what does he does for hours on end when he crawls under the bed just as you leave for work or where has she been when she barges her way through the cat flap and into the kitchen, yowling for attention? It’s a true insight into the secret world of cats and a must-have, eye-opening read for any cat owner.

The Little Book of Giant Puns

Bring Big Laughs Everywhere

Author: Benjamin Branfman

Publisher: CreateSpace

ISBN: 9781499704761

Category: Humor

Page: 134

View: 3714

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The perfect gift for anyone who loves puns, or the perfect coffee table book to spark an interesting discussion. Everyone will thank you for gracing them with this punny piece.

Doodling for Cat People

Author: Gemma Correll

Publisher: Walter Foster Publishing

ISBN: 1942875053

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 80

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Packed with fun and inspirational prompts, doodling exercises, and feline-related factoids, this title sparks the imagination and inspires cat lovers to explore, experiment, and brainstorm ways to draw and doodle their favorite furry friends.