Father Christmas Needs a Wee!

Author: Nicholas Allan

Publisher: Hutchinson

ISBN: 9780857540256

Category: Christmas stories

Page: 26

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This mini hardback edition of this Christmas bestseller is the perfect stocking-filler. On Christmas Eve every child leaves out a drink and a snack for Father Christmas. Before long he really, really needs a wee but what can he do about it? There's a long time to wait before he can get home and when he finally does he's lost his house key! A hilarious take on a dilemma that every toddler will identify with!

Father Christmas Needs a Wee!

Author: Nicholas Allan

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 0857540041

Category: Christmas stories

Page: 32

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This mini hardback edition of this Christmas bestseller is the perfect stocking-filler. On Christmas Eve every child leaves out a drink and a snack for Father Christmas. Before long he really, really needs a wee but what can he do about it? There's a long time to wait before he can get home and when he finally does he's lost his house key! A hilarious take on a dilemma that every toddler will identify with!

Father Christmas Needs a Wee!

Author: Nicholas Allan

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 1849410496

Category: Children's stories

Page: 32

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On Christmas Eve every child leaves out a drink and a snack for Father Christmas. Before long he really, really needs a wee but what can he do about it? There's a long time to wait before he can get home and when he finally does he's lost his house key! A hilarious take on a dilemma that every toddler will identify with!

Father Christmas Comes Up Trumps!

Author: Nicholas Allan

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 1448158842

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 32

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Father Christmas is back, and this time he's had three helping of sprouts! As he tries to deliver the presents, his tummy rumbles, gurgles and groans, but Father Christmas knows he must keep it in - he doesn't want to wake anyone up! Will he come up TRUMPS?

I Need a Wee!

Author: Sue Hendra

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 1471120899

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 32

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A fabulously funny new story from the bestselling creator of Barry the Fish with Fingers and Norman the Slug with the Silly Shell. Alan the bear has a problem. He needs a wee! But there are so many things he would rather do first. Will he make it to the loo on time? And when he gets there, will there be a queue?! Uh-oh... Praise for Supertato "Hendra introduces another very silly but irresistible creation in the grand tradition of Barry, Norman, Keith et al." Bookseller Praise for Norman the Slug with the Silly Shell: "Lovely glittery illustrations and simple text make this a must for pre-schoolers.'' The Daily Mail Praise for No-Bot the Robot with No Bottom: "Fabulously funny and wonderfully warm." Liverpool Echo "Fans of Barry, Norman and Keith will absolutely adore this new wonderfully eccentric new character." Mumsnet

I Have to Go!

Author: Robert Munsch

Publisher: Open Road Media

ISBN: 1453256075

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 24

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Andrew's mother and father always ask very clearly if Andrew needs to go pee, and his answer is always, "No, no, no, no!" Unfortunately, that answer never seems to last long! This fixed-layout ebook, which preserves the design and layout of the original print book, features read-along narration by the author as well as music and sound effects.

Where Willy Went

Author: Nicholas Allan

Publisher: Knopf Books for Young Readers

ISBN: 0375983805

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 32

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Never before have the facts of life been presented in such an accessible—or novel—way. Our hero is Willy, a little sperm who lives inside Mr. Browne with 300 million friends. Every day Willy practices for the Great Swimming Race. And when the day arrives, he swims faster than his 300 million friends to win the prize—a marvelous egg. Then something wonderful happens, and eventually Mr. and Mrs. Browne have a baby girl who has the same winning smile as Willy and who grows up to be a great swimmer. Hilariously funny, warm, and endearing, this is a picture book that appeals on different levels to both children and grown-ups. “Fresh, original, and imaginative. . . . Allan’s achievement is in couching fascinating facts within the construct of a gentle, direct narrative. A little knowledge is a wonderful thing, and as the rest of the facts of life fall into place, Allan’s readers will look back on this book with a mixture of fondness and wry amusement.” —The Guardian (UK)

The Queen's Knickers

Author: Nicholas Allan

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 1446478491

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 32

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It's a busy year for the Queen - she has lots of important events to attend. Meanwhile, a little girl is wondering what knickers Her Majesty will choose to wear on a school visit! Will they be her 'at home' knickers - adorned with corgis - or her 'garden party' knickers, or perhaps her woolly Balmoral ones...? Both children and adults will love this very special and endearing insight into a child's imagination, from the best-selling author-illustrator of Father Christmas Needs A Wee and Jesus' Christmas Party. Recently, the Queen visited a nursery in Norfolk and enjoyed a display based on the book: "...just to make it special, there was one element that was not quite so traditional: pants. These were not just any pants, either. They were the Queen's Knickers, and at Dersingham Infant and Nursery School, in Norfolk, they were put on special display in honour of their royal visitor" ~ Valentine Low, The Times

Rudy's Windy Christmas

Author: Helen Baugh,Ben Mantle

Publisher: Albert Whitman & Company

ISBN: 0807571741

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 32

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While Santa and Mrs. Claus eat their dinner, Santa sneakily feeds his sprouts to one of the reindeer rather than eat them himself. The result is, uh, smelly, to say the least. Now, Rudy can't seem to stop releasing windy pops from his backside as he and the other reindeer help Santa deliver presents on Christmas Eve. The rest of the reindeer are downwind from Rudy and they are not handling the sprouty wiffs so well. They laugh so heartily at Rudy's rear-end trumpet that they simply cannot fly the sleigh as usual. It's up to Rudy's super-turbo gas to get them back home.

Father Christmas on the Naughty Step

Author: Mark Sperring

Publisher: Penguin UK

ISBN: 0723271372

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 32

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The naughty step is the place Sam has to sit when he has done something he knows he REALLY shouldn't have. And Sam isn't alone. Captain Buckleboots is sitting on the naughty step too and so is Father Christmas - uh-oh, oh no! What's going to happen on Christmas Eve now?!

The Giant's Loo Roll

Author: Nicholas Allan

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 1849415021

Category: Children's stories

Page: 32

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This rip-roaring, read-aloud delight follows a giant's toilet roll as it goes on a crazy journey through town, leaving havoc in its wake. What will the townsfolk do with all the enormous sheets of paper? They could build a paper plane, or make 100s of pairs of pants. . . But will there be any paper left for the giant in his time of need?

Jesus' Christmas Party

Author: Nicholas Allan

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 1446495957

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 32

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A special new enlarged edition of the bestselling Christmas story told from the point of view of the grumpy innkeeper. When a night of angels, shepherds and bright stars keeps him from his sleep, is there anything that will cheer him up?

The Royal Nappy

A Royal Baby Book

Author: Nicholas Allan

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 1448158877

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 32

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Meet the Royal Baby and of course, Nanny, who looks after the Royal Baby and the all-important Royal Nappy Cabinet! A funny, warm look at the royal nappy through history - from Henry VIII to the present day and a very special new arrival... Find out where the royal nappies are made, the different kinds for every occasion (parachuting nappies say, or shiny nappies for palace floors - whee!), and what happens when the royal nappies... run out!

Android in The Attic

Author: Nicholas Allan

Publisher: Hachette Children's

ISBN: 1444905465

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 192

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Aunt Edna has created a no-nonsense nanny android to make sure Billy and Alfie don't have any fun. But then Alfie discovers how to override Auntie Anne-Droid's programming and nothing can stop them eating all the Cheeki Choko Cherry Cakes they like ... until the real aunt Edna is kidnapped!

Cinderella's Bum

Author: Nicholas Allan

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 1448121868

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 32

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A big sister is horrified when she can't fit into her swimming costume. Her BOTTOM IS SOO BIG! But her little sister has some good advice. There follows a wonderful romp through history and fairyland, as the little sister explains exactly why a big bottom can be useful. Father Christmas needs one for crash landings and, if you are a queen, a big bum is vital to keep you comfy while sitting on your throne . . . Once again Nicholas Allan combines laugh-out-loud humour with real insight that cannot fail to raise a smile.

The Big Hearted Book

Author: Nicholas Allan

Publisher: Hodder Children's Books

ISBN: 9781444913095

Category: Children

Page: 32

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Babette and Bill are joined by a ribbon of hearts. They are always together through thick and thin. But when Babette falls ill, the two friends are parted and they are both broken hearted. Until they discover that even when they can't see the ribbon of hearts it is always there pulling them together. Warm, poignant and funny, this book is a wonderful celebration of friendship. A sensitive and beautifully told story written in association with the International Children's Heart Foundation that will touch anyone affected by illness. The mission of the International Children's Heart Foundation is to bring the skills, technology and knowledge to diagnose and care for children with congenital heart disease to developing countries. 'Endlessly inventive, Nicholas Allan knows just what appeals to young children.' Parents in Touch

Potty Poo-Poo Wee-Wee!

Author: Colin McNaughton

Publisher: Candlewick Pr

ISBN: N.A

Category: Juvenile Nonfiction

Page: 40

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When everyone tells Littlesaurus to use his potty, he ignores them and exclaims "Potty poo-poo wee-wee!" until his grandmother gives him some important information.

Jesus' Day Off

Author: Nicholas Allan

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 0099262738

Category: Children's stories

Page: 32

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Jesus worked hard to make the world beautiful. He performed miracles, told fabulous stories -all for free and generally spent his time spreading joy and light around the world. A tiring business, as Jesus had to admit when, one day, he had trouble getting out of bed. And worse -the miracles start to go wrong! But help is at hand. "Take the day off, Jesus," said the doctor. "Relax, Have some fun!" So Jesus had some fun but was it worth it? Dad, as usual, has the answer!

Demon Teddy

Author: Nicholas Allan

Publisher: Random House (UK)

ISBN: 9780091769437

Category: Children's stories

Page: 32

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How Santa Got His Job

Author: Stephen Krensky

Publisher: Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers

ISBN: 9780689846687

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 32

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Have you ever wondered what Santa did before he was Santa? When Santa was young and needed a job, no one was looking for a man in a red suit to deliver gifts on Christmas. So Santa tried just about everything -- from a chimney sweep to a postman to a circus performer. But none of these worked out. It wasn't until he met a group of elves who helped him use all his special talents, that Santa was able to find his dream job.